Men strike back!

[VaDirt]

Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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Q: How do you fix a woman's watch?
A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

[greg]

This maybe not be the counter, for the ladies. It is Femi-nasty, but if have a quirky sense of humor like mine, you will like , "the scum manifesto"

SCUM Manifesto - Valerie Solanas

[greg]

This maybe not be the counter, for the ladies. It is Femi-nasty, but if have a quirky sense of humor like mine, you will like , "the scum manifesto"

SCUM Manifesto - Valerie Solanas

[Scooters]

Originally Posted by vadirt q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None. It should be opened when she brings it. because men can't figure out which way to pull the pull tab. -------------------------------------------- --------------- q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. but then any man who actually knows how to do laundry has a leg up on the competition. ----------------------------------------------------------- q: Why do women have smaller feet than men? A: It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. men need the larger area to support their egos. ----------------------------------------------------------- q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A: When she starts a sentence with 'a man once told me....' ... But the remainder of the sentence is usually nonsense. ----------------------------------------------------------- q: How do you fix a woman's watch? A: You don't. There is a clock on the oven. you don't because you have no clue how to even put in a new battery. ---------------------------------------------------------- q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. your wife is yelling for you to get off your butt and let the damned dog in! -- -------------------------------------------------------- scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a wedding cake. this is true. Wedding cake changes the entire behavior of men when its their wedding. They revert and forget to be the man that their wives found attractive in the first place. ---------------------------------------------------- q: Why do men die before their wives? A: They want to. they want to when sweet young things look at them like they are fossils. ------------------------------------------------------ women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. women are not delusional (see comment about ego).

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[24girl]

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