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10-15-2008, 11:05 AM
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And then the fight started...
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn ' t believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ' I AM NOT HAPPY! ' So, I looked down at him and said, ' Well, then which one are you? ' And then the fight started...
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10-15-2008, 11:10 AM
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HA! Better watch those guys, they're the exact right height to punch you right in the crotch
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10-15-2008, 11:37 AM
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OMG did this really happen???
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Lewis Black on Soy Milk: There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice. But they couldn’t sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because anytime you say soy juice, you actually start to gag… We all know why there’s no soy milk, don't we? Because there’s no soy titty, is there? I was always told that in order to have milk, you must have breasts, and I have yet to see a soy bean with breasts! "I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You put 4 wheels on a cockroach and Tony Stewart will find a way to win with it." - Mike Joy |
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