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Old 08-02-2008, 01:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Fast Sex

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give
you $100 if you let me have sex with you...


The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really
fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and
asks, 'What happened...?' Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,

'The b@st@rd had all dimes!'


Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's
entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
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you Just Knew I Had To Read This One....
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you Just Knew I Had To Read This One....


knew you would
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where you get yo monkey
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Old 08-02-2008, 03:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I wonder if she counted it all and told him you were a little "short".!

Sorry I could not resist.
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Originally Posted by wopher View Post
where you get yo monkey
I snagged it from a friend of mine! We share!

Today 04:52 PMDirt track racerI wonder if she counted it all and told him you were a little "short".!

Sorry I could not resist.
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Originally Posted by Dirt track racer View Post
I wonder if she counted it all and told him you were a little "short".!

Sorry I could not resist.

Well maybe that is why she was out of breathe from counting the dimes
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I knew that would get you LMAO
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