Best Menopause Question Ever! :)

wopher · 07-31-2008, 01:49 PM

Q:

How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's
Answer:
One!

ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!
They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.

And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair
they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE
IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE ORIGINAL WRAPPER THAT THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!
BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS
UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM
THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE
TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

24girl · 07-31-2008, 02:52 PM

LMAO,sounds like a hot flash moment....and NO GUYS THIS DOES NOT ME WE ARE "THAT" KINDA HOT

wopher · 07-31-2008, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by 24girl

LMAO,sounds like a hot flash moment....and NO GUYS THIS DOES NOT ME WE ARE "THAT" KINDA HOT

Well now that could DEPEND

24girl · 07-31-2008, 05:20 PM

DEPEND? You just mentioned the word and I gotta go

lol I was talking about a menapausal 'hot flash', the normal 'hots' are fun!
This reminds me of Scarlet in gone with the wind...Oh my,I do believe I have a case of the 'vapors' today,LOL

wopher · 07-31-2008, 05:38 PM

Originally Posted by 24girl

DEPEND? You just mentioned the word and I gotta go lol I was talking about a menapausal 'hot flash', the normal 'hots' are fun!
This reminds me of Scarlet in gone with the wind...Oh my,I do believe I have a case of the 'vapors' today,LOL

LMAO

07-31-2008, 01:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
wopher Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,178	Best Menopause Question Ever! :) Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? Woman's Answer: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE ORIGINAL WRAPPER THAT THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! I'm sorry. What was the question?

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07-31-2008, 02:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
24girl 4-Time Champion Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: SUNSHINE STATE Posts: 4,218	LMAO,sounds like a hot flash moment....and NO GUYS THIS DOES NOT ME WE ARE "THAT" KINDA HOT

07-31-2008, 05:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
24girl 4-Time Champion Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: SUNSHINE STATE Posts: 4,218	DEPEND? You just mentioned the word and I gotta go lol I was talking about a menapausal 'hot flash', the normal 'hots' are fun! This reminds me of Scarlet in gone with the wind...Oh my,I do believe I have a case of the 'vapors' today,LOL

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