Do you like cats?

revvinjim · 07-30-2008, 09:00 PM

Susan was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers. "Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?"
"Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book.
Susan persisted. "Do you like gardening?"
The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading.
Undaunted, Susan asked. "Do you like *****cats?"
With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Susan, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before.
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Susan dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?

24girl · 07-30-2008, 09:16 PM

Oh I did NOT see that coming,I done fell off my chair!!

24girl · 07-30-2008, 09:17 PM

You are on a roll tonight rev!

Raven · 07-30-2008, 09:22 PM

Lol!

wopher · 07-30-2008, 09:29 PM

LMAO Keep them coming rev

07-30-2008, 09:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
revvinjim Resident Old Fart Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 1,973	Do you like cats? Susan was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers. "Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?" "Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book. Susan persisted. "Do you like gardening?" The man again looked up from his book. "Yes, I do," he said politely before returning to his reading. Undaunted, Susan asked. "Do you like *****cats?" With that, the man dropped his book and pounced on Susan, ravaging her as she'd never been ravaged before. As the cloud of sand began to settle, Susan dragged herself to a sitting position and panted, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man thought for a moment and replied, "How did you know my name was Katz? __________________ Never argue with an idiot--people watching might not be able to tell the difference.

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07-30-2008, 09:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
24girl 4-Time Champion Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: SUNSHINE STATE Posts: 4,218	Oh I did NOT see that coming,I done fell off my chair!!

07-30-2008, 09:17 PM	#3 (permalink)
24girl 4-Time Champion Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: SUNSHINE STATE Posts: 4,218	You are on a roll tonight rev!

07-30-2008, 09:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
Raven Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Georgia Posts: 387	Lol!

07-30-2008, 09:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
wopher Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,178	LMAO Keep them coming rev

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