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Old 06-21-2008, 12:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What Gets Longer When Pulled,

Fits Between your Boobs,

Inserts Neatly in a Hole

AND Works Best When Jerked?




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Old 06-21-2008, 12:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Lmao!
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Besides, a seatbelt fits into a slot, not a hole. In fact what I may have been thinking of fits into a...nevermind
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Old 06-21-2008, 03:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Now that is funny.
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Old 06-21-2008, 08:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LMAO needed a good laugh
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