The Urinal Is Too High ..

24girl · 06-02-2008, 02:27 PM

A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants,and began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their wee wees to direct the flow. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 4th grade."

"No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh....

blueyedfairy_1 · 06-02-2008, 02:47 PM

Umm can you redo that??

wopher · 06-02-2008, 03:06 PM

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FONT ??????

Still funny as heck LMAO

blueyedfairy_1 · 06-02-2008, 03:12 PM

Oms!!!!!!

SmokeFan14 · 06-02-2008, 10:42 PM

Holy Crap! My eyes damn near bugged outta my head with the font!
But a cutie!

24girl · 06-03-2008, 06:26 AM

I just copied it from an email...whats wrong,too big?

wopher · 06-03-2008, 07:45 AM

Originally Posted by 24girl

I just copied it from an email...whats wrong,too big?

No you fixed it

when you first posted it it had the different font scan and all that stuff mixed in with it ..... it is not to big

24girl · 06-03-2008, 05:03 PM

admin fixed it for me (thanx!) but I should have caught it,

MY BAD

wopher · 06-03-2008, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by 24girl

admin fixed it for me (thanx!) but I should have caught it,
MY BAD

You been BAD again girl?

06-02-2008, 02:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
24girl 4-Time Champion Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: SUNSHINE STATE Posts: 4,218	The Urinal Is Too High .. A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants,and began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their wee wees to direct the flow. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 4th grade." "No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh.... Last edited by admin; 06-02-2008 at 04:22 PM.

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blueyedfairy_1 VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Upstate SC Posts: 3,779	Umm can you redo that?? __________________

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blueyedfairy_1 VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Upstate SC Posts: 3,779	Oms!!!!!! __________________

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06-02-2008, 03:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
wopher Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,178	WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FONT ?????? Still funny as heck LMAO

06-03-2008, 06:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
24girl 4-Time Champion Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: SUNSHINE STATE Posts: 4,218	I just copied it from an email...whats wrong,too big?

06-03-2008, 05:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
24girl 4-Time Champion Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: SUNSHINE STATE Posts: 4,218	admin fixed it for me (thanx!) but I should have caught it, MY BAD

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