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Old 05-19-2008, 09:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Breaking News:

CNN reports that gas stations
will start showing PORN movies
on the screens of the pumps so that
you can see someone else getting
screwed at the same time you do!!







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Old 05-19-2008, 11:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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And when was the last time you complained about getting a good hose????

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Old 05-20-2008, 04:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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LMAO~ I am sure they will find away to charge for that too
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Originally Posted by 24girl View Post
Breaking News:

CNN reports that gas stations
will start showing PORN movies
on the screens of the pumps so that
you can see someone else getting
screwed at the same time you do!!







Don't need a movie for that just look at the person getting fuel like you.Poor people with the High Performance cars are getting the looooong hose for premium grade fuel.

Here is a question what is unleaded racing gas selling for near you? $ 4.50 here for 101 octane.
Almost as cheap as premium.
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