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05-18-2008, 10:51 AM
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The Mother-in-Law and the Bear
Angus MacKay, his wife, and MacKay's mother-in-law went camping over a holiday weekend. MacKay's wife announced that her mother had been gone from her stroll in the woods way too long.
So the two of them went looking for her. After a while they spotted a gigantic, ferocious grizzly bear squared off with the mother-in-law! Immediately her daughter said to her husband, in a frantic voice, "MacKay you got'ta do something, or there’s gonna be blood shed fer sure!" MacKay calmly said, "Now look, honey, the bear got himself into it..."
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05-19-2008, 12:55 PM
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My money is on the Mother - in - law. The bear is a 5 to 1 under dog.
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Lewis Black on Soy Milk: There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice. But they couldn’t sell soy juice, so they called it soy milk. Because anytime you say soy juice, you actually start to gag… We all know why there’s no soy milk, don't we? Because there’s no soy titty, is there? I was always told that in order to have milk, you must have breasts, and I have yet to see a soy bean with breasts! "I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You put 4 wheels on a cockroach and Tony Stewart will find a way to win with it." - Mike Joy |
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