Train

24girl · 11-22-2007, 10:25 AM

THIS IS AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE…………..

got this from wopher :D
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the

train stop and her son saying,

"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause

this is the last stop!

And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in

the train...cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that

kind of language in this house.

Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO

HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to

use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom

and resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say...

"All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your

trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just

boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will

have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added,

"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please

see the bitch in the kitchen.."

wopher · 11-22-2007, 10:33 AM

Still LMAO :D

24girl · 11-22-2007, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by wopher

Still LMAO :D

yep,still funny,even better 2nd time around,I still busted up LOL :D

wopher · 11-22-2007, 10:45 AM

I know that is a pee your pants one :D

Scooters · 11-23-2007, 11:10 AM

I'm thinking about how hard the kid hit the wall after that.

wopher · 11-23-2007, 11:15 AM

Smack.......... :D

revvinjim · 11-24-2007, 01:12 AM

Yabbutt, just think how handy that would be to use at the airports this weekend.
"Those of you who are concerned about the numerous flight delays, please see the bitch in the kitchen!":D

wopher · 11-24-2007, 06:31 AM

Originally Posted by revvinjim

Yabbutt, just think how handy that would be to use at the airports this weekend.
"Those of you who are concerned about the numerous flight delays, please see the bitch in the kitchen!":D

:D <spit> :D

11-22-2007, 10:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
24girl 4-Time Champion Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: SUNSHINE STATE Posts: 4,278	Train THIS IS AN OLDIE BUT GOODIE………….. got this from wopher :D A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say... "All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.." __________________

11-23-2007, 11:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
Scooters VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,150	I'm thinking about how hard the kid hit the wall after that. __________________ Have you ever felt like doing this to someone?

11-24-2007, 01:12 AM	#7 (permalink)
revvinjim Resident Old Fart Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 2,850	Yabbutt, just think how handy that would be to use at the airports this weekend. "Those of you who are concerned about the numerous flight delays, please see the bitch in the kitchen!":D __________________ Never argue with an idiot--people watching might not be able to tell the difference.

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