Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving

Schwartz Fan · 11-21-2007, 12:23 AM

Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren't

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"Are you going to come again next time?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"

wopher · 11-21-2007, 05:21 AM

OMG! LMAO I need one of 24girls depends :D

Scooters · 11-21-2007, 09:23 AM

Do you realize how difficult it will be now to keep a straight face when you hear one of those comments over the holiday?

Especially when Great Aunt Elizabeth says it.

wopher · 11-21-2007, 09:29 AM

Oh no when Grandma says: "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." :D

Scooters · 11-21-2007, 09:31 AM

Talk about happy holidays!

wopher · 11-21-2007, 09:34 AM

This will will be the one for me my sister n law says it every year for the kids

"It's Cool Whip time!"

Scooters · 11-21-2007, 09:36 AM

Try not to drop anything when she says it. I think I'm glad I'm working tomorrow LOL

24girl · 11-21-2007, 09:36 AM

Dont play with your meat at the table!

:D

Scooters · 11-21-2007, 09:37 AM

:: runs out to change Depends ::

wopher · 11-21-2007, 09:39 AM

Originally Posted by 24girl

Dont play with your meat at the table! :D

You just made me spit coffee on my new moniter :D
I guess I will have to invest in Scooters saran wrap for peel offs

11-21-2007, 12:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
Schwartz Fan Co-Administrator Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The flatlands...Where dirt is for farming, clay is for racin' and asphalt is for gettin there!!! Posts: 9,543	Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, But Aren't "Whew, that's one terrific spread!" "Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist." "Talk about a huge breast!" "It's Cool Whip time!" "If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!" "Are you ready for seconds yet?" "Are you going to come again next time?" "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" "Just wait your turn, you'll get some!" "Don't play with your meat." "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." "Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?" "I didn't expect everyone to come at once!" "You still have a little bit on your chin." "Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it." "How long will it take after you stick it in?" "You'll know it's ready when it pops up." "Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!" "How many are coming?" "That's the biggest one I've ever seen!" "Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest." "How long do I beat it before it's ready?" __________________

11-21-2007, 09:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
Scooters VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,150	Do you realize how difficult it will be now to keep a straight face when you hear one of those comments over the holiday? Especially when Great Aunt Elizabeth says it. __________________ Have you ever felt like doing this to someone?

11-21-2007, 09:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
Scooters VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,150	Talk about happy holidays! __________________ Have you ever felt like doing this to someone?

11-21-2007, 09:36 AM	#7 (permalink)
Scooters VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,150	Try not to drop anything when she says it. I think I'm glad I'm working tomorrow LOL __________________ Have you ever felt like doing this to someone?

11-21-2007, 09:36 AM	#8 (permalink)
24girl 4-Time Champion Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: SUNSHINE STATE Posts: 4,278	Dont play with your meat at the table! :D __________________

11-21-2007, 05:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
wopher Premium Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,172	OMG! LMAO I need one of 24girls depends :D

11-21-2007, 09:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
wopher Premium Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,172	Oh no when Grandma says: "Just spread the legs open & stuff it in." :D

11-21-2007, 09:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
wopher Premium Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,172	This will will be the one for me my sister n law says it every year for the kids "It's Cool Whip time!"

11-21-2007, 09:37 AM	#9 (permalink)
Scooters VIP Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,150	:: runs out to change Depends :: __________________ Have you ever felt like doing this to someone?

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